If Jesus had a handgun he would have won.

holy gun

Religious weapon

Christianity

priest during a christian liturgy

Very tanned priest protecting his bible with a 'wtf' look on his face

A priest is shocked at you wanting to take the Bible

Roonil Wazlib gonna love you so good it'll shake your faith

Full metal alchemist getting scared by Gluttony

the dark matter has taken over a mans stomach and a lady with robotic legs and arms is concerned