Hybrid hubris
A man buys a green car "for the environment".
Someon cares about the environment, so he bought a car
The stickman hollows out a tortoise shell, glues on some wheels and celebrates the creation of his new "car"
A turtle won't come out of his shell.
man says come out! and turtle in shell says nope.
skinny sunburned guy wants a teenage mutant ninja turtle to come out of his shell. The turtle refuses
Red man asks a ninja turtle to come out of his shell, but refuses.
A stubborn turtle does not want to come out and say high to a ninja. Who by the way is asking nicely, this turtle seems to be a jerk.
Ninja: "Hello, Turtle-san." Turtle-san: "f-fuckoff" Turtle-san blushes.
Ninja says Hello, Turtle-san to a small cute turtle. The turtle stutters back "ffuck off"
overused meme joke from skyrim
A meme that has definitely not been repeated so many god damn times it's just not funny anymore
ITS NOT FUNNY
angry face is not amused
sad snow man
Mad Snowman
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!