Slenderman VS Obama

Two stick figures, one has the American flag on his chest.

My recent torso replacement surgery left me with a sense of renewed patriotism.

wow man why is that fat kid carrying a flag wow woah kids these days what a surprise wow flag wow woah fat kid........ flag.... what

Amerifat enjoys an average day at Mcdonalds

Americlap going to Mcnonalds.

fat man wearing oven mitts goes to mcnigga

So a scorpio walks into a McNuggies.

i cum on scorpion she sting my hat