I like to have my pants dry.

filling genetic material into your matesprit's pail, ew gross

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE. I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE PUSSY YET. IMMA DIE A VIRGIN.

Superman suddenly gets naked, for his surprise

"This is surprising", says the man who has stripped off only to find that his cock has been replaced by a black bar.

A happy man is mildly surprised that his genitalia has become a massive, black splodge.

Nudity, YAY!!

No *kritzel kritzel*