The melting souls of all the pour children in North Korea on Christmas morning; they've discovered Santa was killed by Kim Jun Un.

Small Asian with handheld rocket saying leud next to scribbles and Santa's decapitated head

Bad Santa

Santa Clause robs a bank at gunpoint

santa robbing a bank

Super-cool pants-less Santa absconding with bags of cash.

Greedy Santa with glasses

santa claus worried about his toys

Opening presents