RIDGECEST

ridgedog licking a metal rod

ridge licked a flagpole mid winter and is stuck but he doesn't want to look stupid so hes playing it cool. (but secretly panicking)

ridgedog licking a pole while trying to be cool

ridge dog gets his tongue frozen to a pole

Ridgedog decides to be dumb and lick some ice. Lo and behold, his tongue gets stuck.

Someone (Xephos?) saying "my tongue is stuck" and wearing a silly tie. The tie sort of looks like a ghost but idk.

Xephos' tongue is stuck to a frozen pole in the snow, good job Xephos you big noob.

Xephos has made a grave error concerning a lamp post and his tongue.