Your S.O. baking you secretly evil muffins (which is unbeknownst to your s.o.)
muffin dreams of destroying earth
Global warming or the destruction of the Earth.
Jupiter killed Earth and roasted it over the Sun's heat.
the earth is going to crash into the sun
The sun reminding earth to eat it's jimmy dean breakfast.
The sun needs to stop telling the planets what they should eat for breakfast.
advertisement at the planetary level
advertising on the moon
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!