A man that is addicted to porn has fapped so much there is no more skin on his coat he is now bleeding profusely
Guy choking on a grey bead
Giant tortue sucking a kid
Some violent turtle is eating a man's genitals
A guy gets his ding-dong just straight up CHOMPED by a really pissed off turtle.
Man attacked by rabid turtle
A painted turtle consuming the intestines of a man long dead
A turtle drinks the blood of some dead guy laying on the side of the road.
Turtle drinks punch on road
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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