naked guy surfing on a whale and shouting something in ancient swahili

man with lots of pubic hair surfs a whale

Captain Abe finally caught Moby Dick and now sets forth to conquer the world

Whale jumped on the boat.

moby dick destroying a boat

A grey whale bitch-slapping a boat

"Oh no you didn't." Says Moby Car to Captain Ahab

a pirate does not believe any shit

Jack Sparrow in a rum and meth rage.