Hitler plays baseball for the Eagles. People insult him and call him fat.

some guy calling hitler fat

A Fat Hitler?

A squat man in a red tshirt and jeans confident in the mistaken belief that he looks good

Dave Strider proclaimed, "I'm so hot." He said it with irony, though, as to not seem like a douchebag. But he was. In every way.

dave strider laying on the ground with a red pole conveniently placed in front of his junk and he is saying "im so hot"

dave, your temperature is very high. perhaps you should visit a doctor?

LOOK AT MY FOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

an eye, "@ my" and a foot