A man spies warm soup on a table and is flabbergasted
Pastateereephobia: Irrational fear of macaroni and cheese.
Man is in great moral distress as he contemplates whether or not to eat the macaroni
John doesn't WANT to eat the spaghetti!
John Egbert politely declines spaghetti
Probably another homestuck reference...
john not being gay
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Someone licking the screen and saying gay
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!