a guy being robed by a pair of scissors with a gun.

Pair of scissors has gone bad, and has resorted to armed robbery

a criminal scissor

Tommy "Shoestrings" McKenzee completes another bank heist

"No way" kitty

someone refusing to draw hitler making out with eridan

Godwyn's Law Law

A man summons his own namesake by invoking the memory of the most universal enemy force of the 1940s.

A dude got tired of all the nazi drawings on DoD. He got so angry that he became a Super Saiyan 178957479 and destroyed the time and space.

Some people can't comprehend quantum physics.

Harry potter teaches advanced physics.

Teacher teaching in a classroom. There is, of course, a penis subtly drawn on the blackboard in the midst of the equations.

2+2=dick

A woman's mind

A brain quite clearly labeled to be a females. It has two sections which are labeled from lef to right as "Shoping" and "phone friends"

The female brain

Brain has womanly eyes

That's a paddlin'.

Key Hand

Man's finger has been broken and turned yellow

A stick figure holding a piece of yellow chalk in pain with a car beside him.

A one armed man speaking mongolian holds his banana at a red truck. He doesn't realize the banana is not his remote key set.