It's dangerous!
Why, Admiral Ackbar is green! That's how you REALLY know it's a trap!
obvious trap is obvious
A CREATuRE ADMIRES A GIRL.
Calliope can't confess her crush to Roxy! She doesn't understand true love!
A girl whose parents should be there right now
OHGODANINJASTARISINMYARM
hit in the arm with a dart
I used to an adventurer like you, but then I took a- OH SHIT MY ARM HAS A PENCIL IN IT
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!