a one armed hitler crying about some stupid shit
A child weeps about her dying cat.
Sad girl laments the passing of her pet cat.
Girl is in love with a block of tofu but it doesn't love her back
Tofu you jerk! Why don't you love her back? ):
A blonde is angry that the block of tofu won't love her back.
Blonde woman in a tye-dye shirt annoyed that a square of tofu won't love her.
The hippy wants to know if Tofu loves her. Tofu does not.
A dirty hippie asks a sugar cube if it hearts him, the sugar cube replies, "no."
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!