Two cellphone people calling each other with small cellphones

Next time spend more than 30 cents on a tattoo you cretin.

Popeye gets his strength from eating houses.

popeye wants to bite through the house by only using his lips

Popeye is spitting on spongebob

cubistic spongebob squarepants and his cubistic snail taking a walk

Spongebob

sponge bob

Happy Spongebob with his hands in the air

wat is this i don't even.

some guy taking a big dump and he cant decide whether or not he should taste it.

Chocolate or Poop?

An upper class nobleman with a large powdered wig offers a choice between poop or chocolate.

Should I buy a powdered wig, or chocolate ice cream?

man has tough choice between chocolate ice cream and wigs

man is forced to choose between hot bisexual ladies or an ice cream cone.

a confused cartoon character

long nose, blue curley haired man with a confused expression says, and i quote "HuH?"

A man with blue hair says "huh?"

A young boy is trying to understand why he has blue hair.

A purple man is crying because he sees himself stone cold baked in a mirror

ET PHONE HOME.

A brown shovel with gold

The average /v/tard as he desperately searches for gold from the piles of piles of shit in the realm of vidya.

a fat kid screaming vidya

Vidya says the snowman (but I doubt that it's really a snowman since its color is orange)

a rulefag snowman made of fanta

snowman with a wafer in his head wants rather an antifreeze-cocktail

stick person has some oxent

A dead man with curly hair and arms that split at the elbow.

Buddha reincarnated, except he's dead already.

Budda's grave

Some fucking budda worship

A-Buddha Buddha Buddha

Someone dropped a pink candy on the orange rug and now it's all dirty, ew. :c

A candied apple falls to the floor of a swanky apartment with orange felt carpeting. It's okay because life is fleeting.

A sleep deprived emo with purple eyes and a hook for a hand desperately reaches out for a rainbow apple.