The little kid across the street fruity-pebbled my yard again...

a man runs into a tree whilst trying to escape from broccoli and carrots

picking vegetables under a tree

a face with cat eyes and hair covering half of the face

up close and personal with a ginger. she can see through to my soul with her yellow, piercing, snake-like eyes. it wants my soul for itself.

A girl with red freckles, a yellow cat's eyes and red hair.

a hot ginger girl (me) with yellow cat eyes

Catwoman is worried

Racism once again.

Delicious.

Damn son, this fried chicken is good.

A grey man enjoying a fried chicken drumstick.

a man eating a drumstick

a sunburnt person eats the worlds largest turkey leg

Man consuming the world's largest turkey leg

Karate kicking a giant eggplant

some homestruck person thing kicking an eggplant. really I personally had a hard time getting into homestruck started off too slow.

Booting an eggplant

A potato materializes out of nowhere.

String theory

The theory of the origin of ninjas

The history of life on Earth, Reader's Digest Condensed Version.

anarchist book

Rick Santorum writes a book