penis with a tophat
gentleman penis's having a chat
a dapper gentleman has a talking penor
Pants dont want to be touched
a pair of jeans runs off leaving its owner naked chasing after
a naked man running after his pants.
A pair of jeans flees from a rapist (who happens to have a dick plagued with leprosy)
Pants run away
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!