MEGATRON.
megatron hates the autobots because of their sick flame decals
Megatron cries when Optimus Prime defeats him in a race.
lulz you slower robot, i beat you to the finish line
the slower robot is obeying his master he must slow down for his friend
Some character saying slower to a statue
Black man coaches a living statue
obama wants mitt romney to jump off the bridge
A guy with a bad tan is telling someone to jump off of a cup!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!