a man eating a sandwich made out of sand
a man unsatisfied by the sandwich his woman made.
Guy eating a sandwich and complaining "Woman, this samich sucks"
Bad sandwich
Bad Sandwich (but looks so cute)
cute toast calling you bitch
oohh, sexy bread
pop tart sandwich...that does sound nice actually.
Velvet pie
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!