Flower floating in space in front of a double sun galaxy.

a flower forlorn in outer space

A tulip believes this description blows chunks.

A tulip (flower) saying that stuff sucks.

Purple Iris thinks stuff sucks (Iris as in flower)

a lilly tells you that everything bites!

A man has streamers coming out of his ear!

tiny ninja in a man's ear

A ninja goes into your ear

guy into ear

Some guy is going in another guys ear

an anthropomorphic reindeer iceskating with blue slippers

an·thro·po·mor·phic [an-thruh-puh-mawr-fik] adjective 1. ascribing human form or attributes to a being or thing not human.

A MAN SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A CHAIR

man has furniture fetish

Chair humping is not a sport

Competitive Chair Carrying... Yeah, not a sport!

girl asserts dancing with chairs is not a sport

dancing with chairs is not a sport

classy tap dancer in a crappy bar

some lonely man at a bar

A bar.

metal stick

The Rod that saved Homer Simpson's space journey is on the cover of "TIME" magazine. Go, Rod!