Asshole parking
A man and his sphincter go for a drive.
A guy with a giant orange shoe drives a car.
Not thank you
A geek asking Dave why hes wearing a pink shirt.
I am slightly disappointed with your decision to purchase a red scarf and oddly shaped condom at the store.
Hipster robber trying to steal from a man. The man won't have any of it.
Hipsters stealing music
The Mythbusters crash a frat party, and they try to flee, not wanting to pay for the Pepsi and the record of "some obscure band".
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!