onion gives up his childhood dream of being in a Subway Sammich and turns to drink.

A sad onion drinking while thinking of a sub

When you will make a sandwich next time - think about the onions. They have feelings you know.

The onion is upset by the fact that not only did you cut his face open, but that you're also crying all over him while doing it.

oh, no! someone is attacking one of those slimes from dragon quest! oh, well, it'll give plenty experience points.

what is this a chick crying about a gen 5 pokemon

Oh god Pokemon sucks.

Pokemon sucks? D=

DOLAN SCREW YOU