A nine legged cow

Cow-dog

It's a heart sandwich. Yummy.

Waiter there are bloody teeth in my burger

Uh... Waiter! My Burger is having a period over my chips. "That's hot" remarked the Waiter, getting an animu style nosebleed.

Waiter says to customer: "that's hot"

two panel comic: man tells girl holding a cup of something, "that's hot". Girl then exclaims "BLUH" and throws cups contents on man

The food is hot.

stick hot dog on fire

A hotdog on fire.

flaming hot dog

Dog in a bun powers up

Purple Lizard

deep purple

man is thinking of purple

Purple speech bubble. Stick figure with no deltoids whatsoever.

Someone with long legs and no deltoid muscles speaking purple prose.

purple tea :D

warm tea

red cup picks u up

ding-dong! your blind date is here! you open the door and see a dapper plant pot with a bow tie and roses.

A plant-pot with a bow on it with two gay-pari roses resting on it, They are saying ''EMILY I LOVEYOU''!

A small sunflower with a lot of potential growing from a white pot

Ash Ket-cum as a plant.

Weed want to be showered with cum

Oh please cum onm my face

yellow pac man ghost

The ghost of Pac-Man.

A blue Pac man.

cookie monster eats frozen shrimp piss cubes

Mane ate shrimp, man is now pissing icecubez in urinal.

A guy uses the urinal while a horse's mane eats shrimp.

the horse is felling horny because he is watching a pissing guy

Horse watching a man piss.

A pony creepily intrudes while a man pees on a tree

a guy peeing as he stares at a horse

the guy tried to piss on the horse... and missed.

a man attempts to piss on a dog but he misses completely.