Crab with a top hat and monocle eating clam chowder with saltine crackers by candlelight.
A crab with a top hat and monocle has a romantic dinner of poptarts with a bowl of strawberry yogurt.
WHAT?!?!
Didn't "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" jokes die along with my innocence, back in 2008? If not, I sacrificed that virgin for nothing. Again.
impressively accurate depiction of the movie "300"
A scary man with a handlebar mustache and big boots terrorizing all men of lesser masculinity
Pedo wants a soft cock
because you touch yourself at night
a boy is fapping in bed
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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