A Horse
a dog with a tumor on its cheek
Hammerhead shark's poker face.
An alien loses everything in Las Vegas.
Alien: HUMANSSSSS
Green alien said "Yo earl, you want some massage?" to an expressionless stranger.
Rape alien!!! Oh wait a sec... I'm taking the popcorns! I've always waited this moment! Ok my anus is ready go on man!
Gengar.
GENGAR (aka best pokemon ever)
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!