As the tears ran down his handsome face, he collected them into a midsized tear-basin. "Here," he said, handing it to her. "Thirsty?"

The tears were the tastiest thing the woman ever tasted in her life but sadly her body was unable to tolerate their concentrated manliness.

She passed out from drinking too much manly tears. When she woke up, she had grown a beard.

A wild WOMAN obtains JOB. She then goes to sleep and evolves into BEARDED WOMAN. She will now use her BEARD POWERS to save humanity.

After being shrunk, Captain America began to punch Tony Stark, who didn't feel anything.

giant ironman collapses, beaten by lilliputian captain america.

So, once again, the great Iron Man obnoxiously saved the day.

Iron man gets a bill from the city (he has to pay for damages)

Iron Nan has gone bankrupt and cannot pay his bills, luckily good his best bro Captain America has room at his house for Tony