Homestuck
Yeah, man. It's a fuckin' pestilence.
Darth Vader ejaculating
Darth Vader told his underling to "Ejact" the missile, but he didn't understand, and assumed he meant "Eject", and corrected his mistake.
black man trying to rape the white man
a black stick figure is asked to touch the brown stick figure but he refuses
a man warning a boy named Tuch about his dik. His dik is running off in the wilderness, but Tuch doesn't listen.
free the peanuts
the last remaining peanuts
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!