i-i heard you say you h-hated annie and i thought i could help you with countering her? wanna go out? please respond.

The purple background has one eye, which is donning a monocle

fancy monacle

A beautifully drawn man with a moustache, a bowtie, and a solid gold monocle named Ched.

classy guy KNOWS he's beautiful, also his name is Ched

an uppish hipster

harry potter is a person

Yer a wizard, Harry