Lumberjack commando
Naked man wields a sword to cut down a squiggly tree
No need for bulldozers, I CAN FENCE!
You know what, I don't fucking know. Just draw some Pokemon having sex or something.
the worst pokemon ever made makes squirtle come by fucking him in the ass
Man stranded on the ocean has a gigantic tumor in his hand.
man swimming in the ocean checks his hand and says "i should get that checked by a doctor"
Some grey dude bleeding from his hand in the ocean and regretting that he didn't check it earlier with his doctor.
A drowning man wonders why he didn't ask his doctor about his lack of hands, and why the stumps spontaneously bleed.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!