a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater

I lost my happy meal in the singularity again

The text is in a bush, guys.

Cthulhu arises in all of his horrible glory. The tentacles... oh god... the tentacles...

Hello Cthulu!

A person who doesn't understand how to use Google.

"Why does anyone use "Bing"?" - he asked

idk wtf is bing?

At least it's not Google!