Medic really let himself go

Medic getting as drunk as he can at a bar. Spy is his bartender, and he's making Medic another drink.

Spy the bartender considers giving medic another shot of jarate but gives him a martini instead. Medic is drunk as hell

spy is a bartender. medic has had too many.

Bartender Spy thinks Medic has had one too many.

A drunk medic walks into a hotel where spy sits at the desk, spy disapproves of his drunkenness

medic has bad breath, he accidentally ate spy's brain

No. you can't do that with voltorbs

Pyro and scout have something "FUN" each other