Ass Hunt.
a guy shooting somones butt with an arrow
one man is going to shoot other man's ass
Gay stick figures are getting kinky.
2 men having a wondrous time together, or at least one is. The other is reminded of the time he got attacked by a rabid sloth as a child.
Make a reference to Welcome to Night Vale
the news ignores pleas for help
News wont help a guy in need
On the news today: a giant black lizard is attacking USA
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!