The ghosts were only chasing Mrs. Pac-Man because they had a crush on her
Boy pac-man loves girl pac-man
Mr and Mrs Pacman having oral sex, only to find they lack genitalias
"Oh, I'm not a good mu-mother! I can't even breast feed mu-my own daughter. What kind of freak am I?" Mrs Pacman sobs.
Mrs Pacman learns of her husbands untimely death and decides suicide is the only cure to her pain.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!