The onceler being sexually confused
naruto or something like that
It is Naruto and he is hokage.
amine in jail
a sad strip of bacon
Bacon refuses to sacrifice himself.
bacon is staying alive
Bacon is staying alive because it's fricking nasty and nobody wants to eat it.
Disembodied head says nope to malicious bacon while over pool of water
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!