Turns out Edward is actually a Xenomorph. Bella is now his queen, and she is pregnant with a baby Xenomorph.

xeno morph

Predator, but with his eyes replaced with scrambled eggs. Also he's threatening to eat a loli.

Gangster predator threatening to eat a little girl while crying lemon juice.

gangster is about to consume a fine female compainion

Cash money for sex

fake tits cost money

anti-capitalism band-aid

A dazzling rainbow flower crown!!