The squirrel is too heavy to climb trees. He often falls out
A fat squirrel is unable to climb a tree. He feels unaccomplished and shouts out "DEAR GOD I'M SO FAT" and cries.
A bear is stuck in a pile of poo, swearing oaths to the Deer God for his fatness that renders him unable to free himself from the poo.
God refuses to help a goopher who was caught in a landslide
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Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!