i cant find a job for the summer, yet i apply to countless openings every day. i feel like i should be practising guitar yet i place this

Since you didn't find a goddamn job for the summer, you're stuck with playing your fucking mandolin, you lady nugget.

stickman hates color so much that he hangs himself next to a submarine hatch

a dead head

dude lost his head

beheaded man is not amused.

A man is not amused because his head has popped off