A person with a dunce cap holding a pistol to a hostage at point blank range during a girl's sweet sixteen.
Next on 16 and pregnant...
Excellent choices
a waiter with a fanciful stache tells a customer "Excellent choice, sir!" As the customer sits happily with his menu.
The man's butler cannot help but compliment his employer's choice of food.
a mountain of mashed patatoes
a man climbs a pile of yellow frosting
A man is trapped in a pile of urine.
piss drowning a man, WHY?!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!