The time for lasers is nigh...
peeing lasers
Skinny fella shooting red and blue rays out of his Johnson.
a man decides to use another as a weapon
A guy's friend is his weapon, literally.
john pretending dave is a sword
whoa... that guys a sword...
Damn! says the turkey baster
either an ice cream cone or a high temperature...someone has the flu
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!