your computer
A notebook and a shit brand
A blue spiral notebook.
Notebook with a mangled metal binding.
note pad
Declaration of Independance
the declaration of independence being written by aliens
Nicolas Cage knows the Declaration of Independence was really written by aliens
Shrek dresses up as George Washington, not to be confused with Gorge Washington, who was an alien.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!