How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?
Blackbird
A blackbird has just experimented with cannabis
a bird just chemicaled with weed
Palm tree.
Palm tree
dirk wants to go on vacations and shit
a celebrity wanting a VACATIN
Cool dude misses his box of VACA
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!