Tomato finds out that people found a new "Dooms Day" date.

An intelligent tomato.

A Tomato with anime eyes happens to be an expert on condoms

Large-eyed tomato wishes it was a boy.

All the tomato wanted was to be a stickman. he was pretty pissed when the genie turned him into some anime-tomato freak.

man at a restaurant sticks his fork into his meal and pulls out a sentient tomato. Disgusted, he scolds the waiter for bungling his order.

what kind of cruel trick is this? i became vegan for a reason, you know little tomato!!!

She realized she preferred her French Fries plain because ketchup was proving to be so darn NEEDY.

The fries are no longer dependent, for they have met Mayonnaise, and they like it more.