Hipster link raging over over-priced cotton candy
Hipster link wonders why candy is so expensive even though he owns a $500 phone and a $3000 laptop.
Link has gone cyber geek, and is therefore more concerned about extravagant candy prices than the high fee for technological advancement.
Peppermint costs money.
Pepperinint is only $4.99!
expensive ass mints
Spam email
enlarge your member? I dunno honestly
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!