A deer-bat, with bat wings, deer head, and spots.
It's a baphomet. Not what was originally asked for, but it will have to suffice.
jesus runs away from the "codex Astavtes" book while sporting an erection
a book that I can't read yells at jesus because jesus is trying to flee. the book chases jesus.
Jesus chasing someone, while yelling "COME BACK HERE, BITCH!" and having the bible float behind him.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!