People with glasses are not Harry Potter.

This guy isn't Harry Potter.

Hermine doesn´t believe that he is the real harry potter

harry potter

Harry's head is on a magic broom

Harry Potter's decapitated head was stuck on his broomstick. The other quidditch team must be sore losers.

Geek spat arrow at olympic winner's crotch

Dude takes an arrow to the dick. A dude with glasses and nice hair proceeds to lick it.

Drunken reddit hobgoblin causes unfortunate groin injury, which attracts the interest of an onlooking cannibal.