Two first names and and ampersand embroidered proudly on a kitchen towel.
Jack and John toilet paper
Jack & John brand of toilet paper
"The Finger Shall Pass," quoth the roll of derpy toilet paper.
A roll of toilet paper begging to be fingered
PLEASE FUCK ME, I AM A TOILET PAPER ROLL
Mr. Noodle is a happy noodle with a face.
Despite having just had her hair ripped out by her husband after receiving two black eyes from him, Sarah is still very happy.
drunken wifebeater
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!