School diploma? A paper with the word school on top and a certificate/coupon thingy below a couple of lines.

You have been accepted into Pirate School.

A boy is left on the pier while the pirate schoolship sails into the distance.

Timmy missed the Schoolship again. Looks like he's going to be late for Pirate School.

School stealing a pirat ship, while a pirat terryfied sees it

'Pirat' is scribbled on the left of the screen. The top right has a picture of a skull. The bottom is covered in smoke.

hey twilight how about resurrecting my penis

dude is praying to the setting sun asking for help standing next to a cross

A man's at a crossroad. Big crucifix in his way. Should he accept Jesus' salvation, or should he remain secular?

Electrode crying at a cross and saying "Gibe a sighn Jepez"

I shout out that I use a new a new piece of technology called a cumpu+er!!:1!