Mario Chase is a competitive attraction, I'll explain the rules.
Mario is hiding.
Sometimes, Mario just needs some alone time. Every goddamn day, "HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED". Goddamn woman, hire some fucking Toad security.
Mario telling peach to get some freaking security.
peach is a whore
Princes denies
some kid with weird hair being told that something is not true
A noodle saying "It cant be..." while a crying loser says "Im soreh".
a weeaboo apologizing to a bowl of ramen it thinks it can talk.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!