If he was underwater, he didn't know it. All he knew was that he was in love with his kazoo.

Black mermaid loves his ironing

Apple-headed merman doing his ironing.

A broken stick figure lies on the ground looking at a pile of his former limbs.

i seem to have lost my limbs... how inconvenient

this dude has no limbs. i believe in you, dude!

This man is happy. I wish I could be happy like him.

a black man with a boner

Happy Guy just found a bone