His sisters are a princess and a chimp
a family portrait containing your average stick-man, a brown-haired princess, and a monkey holding a banana awfully close to his crotch-area
Mario is too late to save the princess from hot monkey love
peach marries a monekey and not mario
Negro takes a wife for his own
A man with horrid teeth proclaims that "You're my wife now." I suggest running.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!